Dear Moron who was honking at me as I walked the crosswalk:


I am walking on the crosswalk. I am walking at a fairly moderate speed. It's 11:45 at night. Yet you are honking at me as if to make me move faster. You did not stop your car, just slowed it down and kept honking. Did you expect me to run across the crosswalk? Would diving to the other side of the street been better, more helpful, for you? That middle finger was for you. Hope you liked it. Merry Christmas Jackass.
Love and much holiday cheer, Jane