I've got a cold. Again. I will blame it on:


a) partying way too much (can you believe that there is such a thing as too much partying? Yeah, me neither).
b) unhealthy eating habits (but what else is new? And don't tell me you don't eat Cheerios in the middle of the night because that is a giant stinking, bold faced lie)
c) everyone else who is sick and booger ridden, hacking up their loogies in front of me, sneazing into their bacteria filled hanky's (Use a Kleenex!!! For the love of sanitary reasons, use a disposable tissue instead of carrying around your desicated boogers), and coughing all over the damned place. Yeah, you.

I feel like a Nyquil addicted slug.

I'm not going out tonight, but even so I know that I will be feeling like a giant sack of shit for new years. What a great friggin' way of welcoming the new year.

5..... 4........ 3....... 2...... 1...... HAPPY NEW YEAR! *cough cough, hack hack* let me give you a germ infested hug! You know you want it! You don't mind if I wipe my snot on your sleeves, right? I thought so.

I should really just rent a flick, eat soup, and overdose on cheap Panamanian medicine. I'll take a hot shower and hope I don't pass out in the tub. But it feels so goooooood in the tub.

I think I broke my own sneeze record today. Just now I was totally expecting to see my brain fly out through my nose and splatter across the computer screen. The sneeze was that strong.

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When I was in my teens I remember reading a british teen magazine called Sugar. I don't know why I bought this magazine since most of the stuff in there was stupid and the other half was about British stars whom I had never heard about (Robbie Williams? Emma Bunton? Kylie Minogue? Back then it was like, who the fuck are all these people?). They did write alot about snogging, and every time I read that I thought about a big fat pig; until I found out that a snog is a kiss. Now isn't that the most awful sounding word in the world?

Here, let me snog you and give you my cold cooties.