I spent the weekend hibernating like a Grizzly bear preparing for an arduous winter. Ate enough junk food to keep an entire family of Duracel rabbits in high gear. Had I been a participant in the Sleeping Olympics, I am pretty sure I would've received a medal or two in various categories based solely on my performance over the weekend. Sleep Champion. My curtains do a very good job of keeping the room dark and cozy, perfect for running away from reality by sleeping through it.
I did manage to do my laundry (yeay!) and monthly food shopping (double yeay!) on Saturday, so it wasn't all face stuffing and 7 hour "naps". My food shopping did mostly consist of: crackers, cereal, baking supplies, cookies, chocolate EVERYTHING, wine, beer and bananas. Oh, also Coke, 'cause I'm going through a caffeine binge (iced coffees pretty much rule my life right now). Maybe not the most adult food shopping ever, but on the plus side, if there is a Zombiecopalypse I will have food that expires 7 years from now.
Watched the Golden Globes on Sunday night while propped on a giant POOF fully satiated with Gold Fish crackers and Leffe beer, enjoying the complete shallowness and vapidity of the evening; it was wonderful. Was told that I would make a great red carpet greeter, which makes me feel both complimented and at the same time maligned because I felt as though most of the E! greeters were complete ass-kissing fakers. So charming and ever so dull.